I am a hopeless and pathetic romantic. I love shoes. I love purses. I love animals. I love my family and friends. I hate feet.

Totally burned by Cosmo Magazine

Kelly Oxford,

Haha! Hope this made your day :) Thanks for your humor and vivacious originality.

kellyoxford:

I recently wrote this:


I know the magazine had already wrapped up their December issue when this was set, but that kind of makes the inadvertent burn 100% more effective….



TOUCHE
WELL PLAYED, WORLD!!!

Ps- #4 Was a quote about dry humping, from Cameron Diaz

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